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When you message a girl on Instagram trying to smash
Yo bro i was sliding in this girls Dm’s now she wants to smash, I love working the dm
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throw it back with bad intentions
Brianna ran into her ex at the club so she made sure to work that lemon.
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It's a staffing company located in Finland, one of the best.
If you need work, you should send them an application on their website
"So you work at UKKO Work?"
"That guy works at UKKO Work"
"Best place to get work from is UKKO Work"
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When you're surfing the internet, and your nosey co-workers comment on your "not working".
My co-workers here are always work spectating. I was shooting off a quick email to my husband in Iraq and they are always saying I'm not doing my workload! Funny, they are too busy seeing what everyone else is doing and NOT doing their work!!
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Camouflaging yourself at work to blend in with or behind the furniture while you slack. Typically done the day before a vacation or on a Friday.
Man, I didn’t get anything done today. My work camouflage was in full effect.
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Loose trousers that feel like pyjamas but are acceptable to wear at work.
I love my work pyjamas, they are so comfortable!
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As a women's weakest point is her chest, the best way to fight one is to repeatedly punch her breasts. For maximum effectiveness, punch with a steady "1,2,1,2" rhythym.
*CAUTION* does not work well with large breasts. Your blows bounce off and you are hit with recoil.
Alex: What are you doing to that girl spencer?
Spencer: I'm working the boobs!*POW! KerBIFF! BOING!*
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