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When you get socked or punched for every year you've aged in place of a gift or present. Used as a way to show affection for a loved one without being seen as mushy or soft.
My brother turned 18 today so I gave him 18 love lumps and that new Madden.
and he should unblock her immediately
bunny loves mike so mike please unblock bunny immediately ❤️
Over-ready Penis - almost at the stage of Blue Balls and ready to do the deed.
Tipping point vernacular: "Honey if you don't avail yourself of my Purple Helmeted Jackhammer of Love soon, I will have to go to the ER." Reference Vernacular: I'd sure like to let her experience my Purple Helmeted Jackhammer of Love". Action Vernacular: "I'd like you to meet my Purple Helmeted Jackhammer of Love"
When spooning with a girl and she farts on your junk
When you curle up next to your girl and she farts on your junk. we call it Love Dusting.
When your director denies you the basic human right of having an incident management tool such as opsgenie/pagerduty because your department doesn't have a large enough budget, but another departments shares their budget with you.
When Steven showed his opsgenie love, it was the first time anyone in the OCC understood true love
its that thing when you love, for example, your pet so much that u wanna squeeze it really hard. same goes for your friends or gf/bf.
x: Why are u hugging your dog that tight?
y: He is so cute it gives me love anger..