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A pick me girl that is discrete about it
“That girl jordyn is fr a discrete pick me”
National pay me day is held on the 13th of December, and is only useable by anyone born on this day. no one else. basically, if you were born on lucky number 13/12, your friends ABSOLUTELY MUST give you at least $1. they can give it to u any time, so if it is the day after or the day before your birthday on December 13th, they still ABSOLUTELY MUST pay you the money. so yes, that ABSOLUTELY MUST mean that all of Tay-Tay's friends will be down at least a dollar because they were forced to pay her. thank me later Taylor Swift :)
Person 1: omg its your birthday!!
person 2: yeah and u know what else it is!! hand it over!
Person 1: ugh fine, i totally forgot it was national pay me day!! today *hands over $10*
When your dad walks in while you're in the middle of getting forked by your mother in the arse.
Daddi: "Ah, (y/n) you're gettin forked again?"
(y/n): "Shayte! Daddi Cot Me Getin Forked!"
She out being city girl again… move on bro you’re better than this
Boy: Let’s____ ?
Girl: Let me eat first
Boy: Ok
Girl: *2 hr later after getting get back blown out* let’s ____ now
The act of someone setting up an account on Viber, a messaging app, for you so that you can message/call someone.
Bob: My brother will Viber me up tomorrow. So we can call each other.
Joe: No one uses Viber. Get Discord.
A guy, usually a simp and/or someone who's in the friendzone, who uses sentences with "she" and "me" (e.g. "She's too good for me!") repetitively to usually complain, whine or sometimes boast (usually about their love life).
"You spoken to Ted, recently?" -- "Yeah, he's turned into a real she-me guy, lately."