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*reading instagram comments on a post about a woman saying shes in love with a guy after knowing him 3 days*
Random sexist: "Men in there love bombing stage"
104 replies: "if you read the post, it's a woman" "look again ma'am" "that's written by a lady dawg"
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when someone gives you an overwhelming amount of affection one day and then treats you like you're worth nothing the next, giving you mixed signals
girl 1: I don't get it. He said that he couldn’t live without me, yet he’s been ignoring me for days.
girl 2: he's love bombing you, leave him!
spoiling you with love, making you feel cared for and making you think they want you. then out of the blue they stop, ghost you, or even block you with no warning.
“omg he told me he loved me and we haven’t even talked for 20 weeks!”
“girl he’s love bombing you, don’t fall for it”
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And that’s why I love you and what you do because you’re the good one and me? I’m also the good one. We’re both the good ones. You’re a master of what you do because it make it look like my ideas are being opposed without me being exposed as a charlatan. It lends to my credibility in spite of the fact that what you’re saying is critical”
Hym “That’s what a Narcissist does. Love-bombing. He’s a narcissist. Just ask Teal Swan (who is NOTa cult leader and is an absolute gem... maybe... possibly not. I don’t really know). Narcissist. And he has a frowny-face about the A.I. thing because the thing I said might actually work because I’M THE THING I SAY I AM. A Genius. Hurray me!”
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When a woman does squats onto a mans penis
“Linda did some love squats on me the other day, it was great”
I was only 9 years old.
I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies.
I pray to Shrek every night, thanking him for the life I’ve been given. “Shrek is love” I say, “Shrek is life."
My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Shrek.
I called him a cunt.
He hits me and sends me to sleep.
I'm crying now and my face hurts.
I lay in bed, really cold. I feel something warm...
It's Shrek! I was so happy.
He whispers in my ear "This is my swamp."
He grabs me with his ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I'm ready.
I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek.
He penetrates my butthole.
It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing and eyes watering.
I want to please Shrek.
He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love.
My dad walks in.
Shrek looks him straight in the eye and says,
"It's all ogre now."
Shrek leaves through my window.
Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
Shrek is Love Shrek is Life
A song by the K-pop girl group 'BLACKPINK'
Person 1: Did you hear Blackpink's new song Kill This Love?
Person 2: Yeah, It's a bop