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When two people love each other, but is too shy to tell each other, but they still show it.
They love each other, don’t they...
Yeh, it’s skinny love
when two old people wake up in bed together, look at each other, and think, "...fucker."
"Hey, honey, how was your day?"
"*whispers* fucker..."
"What was that?"
"Nothing."
"You're lucky we're in conjugal love."
Very pog song from the last century.
Person 1: "What is love? Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more~"
Person 2: "Dafuq you on, bitch o-o"
Person 3: "Ouououaao~"
, baby don't hurt me
, don't hurt me, no more. baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more, what is love?
Reminiscence about a departed human, but in either of two completely-opposite forms --- i.e., either you have memories of how much you loved said deceased person, or you LOVE da fact dat he is now merely a MEMORY.
Anytime I see an "in loving memory" obitchuary --- I mean, I mean --- oBIT-U-ARy about a totally-despicable person whom both I and lots of other folks absolutely hated da guts of, I can't help wondering how anyone ever kept a straight face when they posted said laudatory newspaper notice!
this when someone is so hot and on fire that everyone loves him or her. they bless him. throw gifts and money at them. all the girls want to have sex with them. all the kids want his autograph with him. every one wants to do a movie with him and give him good roles, they make sure to compliment every thing about him even flaws. hes a really good guy he did so much for the world. even help all his classmates graduate when they all would of been left behind and flunk and fail forever. even the lower class graduated a year early because of him.
im down-to-love him where ever he go.
Love Thy Plants: • phrase coined by Sowvital: The ultimate plant parent mantra, reminding everyone to treat their green babies with as much love, respect, and care as they would any other family member.
• “Why did Karen cancel our movie night?” “She had to go home and water her new fern.” “Oh, right, Love Thy Plants the Sowvital way and all that.”