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I asked Marty to work for me and he did not answer. Marty is hoeing me down
"I'm not surprised by that."
"Expected"
A: "Monica is up to her old shit again."
B: "That doesn't doubt me."
A phrase spoken by a famous Dutch serial murderer Maria Swanenburg before stalking her victims and poisoning them with arsenic while they slept. Most of her victims were immigrants from Asian countries.
Me: 'I heard someone whisper your face is killing me when I was taking a video'
Friend: 'OMG dude, you're gonna die tonight!'
When you forget the 'dy' when sexting.
man: hey bbg
girl: omg im so horny
girl: fuck me dad
man: bitch im not ur dad
girl: sorry i meant to type daddy
man: we're done whore
For annoying ass people trying to be stupid
Oh well excuUUse me!
song left and right by Charlie Puth
Person 1 : I know you came to write zxcvbnmasdfghjklqwertyuiop.
Person 2 : No i came to see Memories follow me left and right
A common Aussie slang term usually used when something exciting or unexpected happens.
"Man, call me a witches' hat and slap me on the arse, that was unexpected."