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A lesbians favorite fast food restaurant.
Sally licked her lips as she enjoyed a quick meal from Chick Fil a she o.
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An ex whose mere mention floods your mind with what could have been.
She created a horcrux when she left you.
She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named's art adorns the walls of my aunt's house.
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thats what she sayed while having sex
Voice 1: Omg its so fucking huge
Voice 2: THats what she sayed
Voice 1:Haha i love that joke
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what you always say about the fat girl
That Katy sure has a nice personality...
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If she (indicating that it has to be a female of the homo sapiens) is inhaling oxygen, nitrogen, argon, carbon dioxide and methane, then she is a nymphomaniac and a "lady" of the night, whereas she isnt worth it and not to be trusted at any costs
Male homo-sapien1: "Dude, did u see Stacy? She looks hot and she is nice."
Male homo-sapien2: "Nah man, if she breathe, she a T H O T."
Male homo-sapien1: "Really? But she isn't breathing.
Male homo-sapien2: "Then go for it bro, she not a hoe."
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I started doing this that and the third...
Hym “...And then she fucked a cripple. That’s the other side of the coin. You’ll either get that, or she’ll fuck a cripple, you’ll be robbed by the bitch who sold you the bullshit. $29.99 down the drain. But maybe... just maybe, if you buy then next one she won’t fuck the mongoloid. No? Ok, well, just one more. You know what? Just pay to come see the show, $129.99. Then she’ll fuck you instead of a walking disability.”
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