Leanne-ing

The simple act of being overbearing, distrusting, unnecessarily snarky, nosy, a dumb bitch, a toxic little shit, slightly narcissistic, completely irrational and otherwise a COLOSSAL WANKSTAIN of a parent to your adolescent child for the outstanding reason of:

absolutely nothing. Only used when the child in question has done ZERO total things to warrant the distrust.

"I'd love to participate in <normal teenage activity> but if I do my parent will be leanne-ing for days."

Jake-ing it

Choosing the most convoluted and usually wrong way to do something.

I thought this was a short cut, I've fucking Jake-ing it. Or in its past tense i have fucking Jake-ed it.

siribulk (ing)

Refers to a phase in strength training where an individual deliberately increases caloric intake and focuses on heavy resistance extra fries to gain significant mass and (potential) strength. This period is characterized by consuming a surplus of nutrients to support mass growth, often resulting in a concurrent increase in body weight, including some fat gain.

You're eating a lot, why?
I am siribulk (ing), I want my mass to expand deliberately.

~ing

~ing stands for inner guide
inner guidance system

intuition
inspiration
higher self

inner voice

Through meditation and prayer I connected to my ~ing.

Moni-ing it

Finding a way despite how unbelievable it is to others to fuck up

Omfg i genuinely can not understand how you’ve moni-ing it again

Anxiety Amazon-ing

When you're not prepared and you're not in control, so you just keep ordering things that *might* help.

I've been anxiety Amazon-ing every time I think about baby coming home.

Panera-ing

Panera-ing -(V.)- To go to panera; to eat at panera; to live for panera; to think about panera; to enjoy panera; to crave panera; to breathe panera.

Isabel-"Hey, are we panera-ing after the soccer game today?"

Jessie-"TOTES! jessie need food ;D"
Isabel-*runs around like a chicken with it's head cut off* then screams "YAY"