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The act of unknowingly becoming a full-time assistant, personal chef, chauffeur, and life coach for a guy who contributes absolutely nothing in return. Symptoms include retrieving his lost shoe from a bush (like a tragic fairytale side quest), waking up early to look good for him when he barely looks at you, and sacrificing your last shot of Tito’s as if he’s some kind of VIP. May also involve picking up dirty vapes off the floor (why??), editing his homework for an hour, and literally being late to class just to staple it for him. Side effects include exhaustion, regret, and the haunting realization that he still couldn’t remember where you’re from. Treatment: Immediate self-respect and blocking.
“I spent my entire morning whitening my teeth, picking up his dirty vape, and stapling his homework—tell me why I’m out here Jeremy-ing for a man who can’t even keep track of his own shoes?”
ab-ing (æb-ing) is when someone puts something above something else without comparing the two, with the intention to downplay one of them.
"Billy Bat is trash, 20th century boys is better"
"you are ab-ing"
When you are racing in a video game and start trolling the other racers
I was hike-ing my friends last night in Grand Theft Auto 5.
When a individual is using there Macintosh products such as the Apple computer, the Ipod, the Ipad or the
Iphone.
"i missed my train cause i was MAC`ing with my Ipad"
"stop MAC`ing!!your at a funeral"!!
Pume-ing, also "puming" from the verb "to pume" is act of behaving like a puma. The puma enjoys sitting around, sniffing flowers, playing, and doing a task and then being distracted to go off puming. Pumas would rather sit around puming, and have a relaxed attitude toward serious tasks.
"I was supposed to tidy the house, but instead I sat around pume-ing, watching TV, playing video games"
"I wish I could just pume instead of having to go to work"
The act of taking something seriously, affirming authenticity, or demonstrating genuine commitment or sincerity. Often used to emphasize earnestness or resolve in a situation.
"Wait, you actually RSVP’d to the karaoke night? I thought we were joking—are we for real-ing now?"
the soulless creatures that corporate meetings turn human beings into
"By the end of the Monday morning all staff meeting, everyone employed at the company became meet(h)ings."