No Shit, there I was

This phrase generally precedes an unbelievable event or story described by someone that the situation could never happen to.

500lb Alan: So No Shit, there I was, ballz deep in the poon-tang valley pounding away on this hot ass 18 year old.

Mike: Um, yeah... Sure you were Al, sure you were.

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i-vtec

a new version of Honda's vtec which incorporates a camshaft "phaser" on the intake cam only. This allows the computer (or tuner if k-proed) to advance the intake cam from 0 degrees up to 50 degrees before TDC (BMW's system = 5 degrees). Basically you can achieve optimum valve overlap for any rpm at any MAP sensor value, which significantly reduces emissions, increases gas mileage, and increases torque + power. Under certain circumstances (cold engine, malfunction, etc.) the computer will lock the cam in the 0 degree position.

My i-vtec k20 is more efficient and capable of building more power than your b-series.

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I Suck

The words a milleninal uses when he or she has a short and rare moment of self-reflection.

Millennial: 'I suck'

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i made it

Being successful `

Mama I made it!

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i peep

to like, to agree

Person 1: I got a new car.
Person 2: I peep.

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i lose

It's a Weird little game.

The name of the game is I Lose. The object of the game is not to think about the game. Should you think of the game then you lose. When you lose the game you have thirty minutes to forget about the game. After that thirty minutes you're able to lose again. When you lose the game you have to say "I lose" out loud, so that anyone around you who plays the game will also lose. If your lucky there will be people around you who don't know about the game and will ask what it's all about. :) Now that you've read this you'll be playing the game for the rest of your life and random things will remind you of the game. Have fun ^^

You: "Hey dude!"
Friend: "Yea?"
You: "I LOSE!!"
Friend: "Asshole!"

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I-no-huh

A phrase used by most Mexican-Americans living in the South Central United States, as well as most any state near the country of Mexico. It is a phrase that is run together, to mean "Really?"
Pronounced I-no-huh, meaning I know, huh.

Miguel: "Look at that menso on the roof over there! He looks like he's gonna fall off!"

Juan: "I-no-huh!"

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