A 9 to 5 is a main chick being compared to weekdays. The metaphor originated from SZA's "The Weekend".
You're like 9 to 5, I'm the weekend.
Make him lose his mind every weekend. You take Wednesday, Thursday, then just send him my way
it’s reemas birthday nigga @4pf.reema
person 1: aye guess what today is
person 2: what
person 1: September 5
person 2: ok and
person 1: nigga is reema birthday
-jack off.
-masturbate
Guy 1: Open the door!
Guy 2: Hell no! don't coming in!
Guy 1: Why?
Guy 2: Im doing number 5! stupidass
5 Jackson electric guitars in a row.
I have my own Jackson 5 at home.
National "ask for nude and you shall receive" day
ask ANYONE for nudes on this day, and you shall receive. on GOD
guy: can i get nudes?
girl: ew no
guy: but it's National "ask for nude and you shall receive" day
girl: ohhhhhhhhhh *sends nudes* i forgot it was the 5 february
When you just can't be arsed to do anything, you are lazy as hell.
P.S. the more lazy you are, the higher the number. Some crazy people have been known to give it 35!
Jimmy: Come on Dave, let's go to our Biology lesson.
Dave: Nah, give it 5!
a hot girl must have at least five guys alway's around her giving her attention
Dude you don't wan her she is a 5 guy kind of girl.