Yellow 5

Not only shrinks tesiticles. its been scientifically proven to reduce penis size as well.

I drank mtn dew with Yellow 5 and now i'm 2in.

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9 to 5

A 9 to 5 is a main chick being compared to weekdays. The metaphor originated from SZA's "The Weekend".

You're like 9 to 5, I'm the weekend.

Make him lose his mind every weekend. You take Wednesday, Thursday, then just send him my way

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September 5

it’s reemas birthday nigga @4pf.reema

person 1: aye guess what today is
person 2: what
person 1: September 5
person 2: ok and
person 1: nigga is reema birthday

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number 5

-jack off.

-masturbate

Guy 1: Open the door!
Guy 2: Hell no! don't coming in!
Guy 1: Why?
Guy 2: Im doing number 5! stupidass

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jackson 5

5 Jackson electric guitars in a row.

I have my own Jackson 5 at home.

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5 february

National "ask for nude and you shall receive" day
ask ANYONE for nudes on this day, and you shall receive. on GOD

guy: can i get nudes?
girl: ew no
guy: but it's National "ask for nude and you shall receive" day
girl: ohhhhhhhhhh *sends nudes* i forgot it was the 5 february

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Give it 5!

When you just can't be arsed to do anything, you are lazy as hell.
P.S. the more lazy you are, the higher the number. Some crazy people have been known to give it 35!

Jimmy: Come on Dave, let's go to our Biology lesson.
Dave: Nah, give it 5!

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