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16 will get you 20

16 will get you 20 is actually a fallacy, based on the rules for pornography in the United States. While it is true that a minor (under 18) may not appear nude in any form of media, there is no federal law mandating a legal age of consent. The age of consent is defined by the state government, not the federal one.

The most common age of consent in the United States is 16; however some states have 17 or 18 as the legal age of consent. It is however a federal crime to cross state lines with a minor in order to have sex legally; you cannot take your 16 year old girlfriend from NY to New Hampshire just to have sex.

Most states also have a close in age exemption of around four years, where teens aged 14+ may have intercourse with others within four years of their own age. Numbers vary state to state, some being 16+, and some with 3 or 5 years; and not every state has such rules.

Dude 1: Man, your gf is total jailbait; you better watch it or you'll wind up in the pen. 16 will get you 20!

Dude 2: We live in Indiana, dumbass. Legal age of consent is 16.

by FreeLunch August 24, 2009

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And then you found 20 dollars

Something you say to someone when they're telling a really bad story.

person: So I was walking home from school today, and I dropped my Math book...
person 2: And then you found 20 dollars?

by joe725 October 23, 2007

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20 dB over S9

Describing someone who is extremely alert, possibly but not always from caffeine or an energy drink, especially after waking up from a good night's sleep. Comes from amateur radio where the signal strength goes from 1 to 9 and anything over is rated in decibels (dB). So 20 dB over S9 is a very good signal, you're really awake.

Saul: Don't be ridiculous, there's no way you can fight this Philistine!
David: Don't worry about a thing, I'm 20 dB over S9 and slept well last night.

by Wm Wallace The Freedom Fighter December 28, 2009

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16 gets you 20 but 20 gets you 69

Slang. Obviously if you have sex with a 16 year old youโ€™re going to jail for 20 years. If you have sex with a 20 year old youโ€™re getting 69 or oral sex!

Dude! Sheโ€™s 16! Donโ€™t touch her. Go for that girl. Sheโ€™s 20. Donโ€™t you know 16 gets you 20 but 20 gets you 69?!

by B-rizzle January 1, 2019

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Wipe One's Ass with 20s

To have copious amounts of money, such that you can waste large amounts of it and still be financially stable.

It is desirable from a financial standpoint to be able to wipe one's ass with 20s

by The Infamous Smelly August 3, 2010


ass like a $20 mule

A rancher in the old west wanted to only purchase a mule that had a large muscular hind quarter. Twenty dollars was a lot of money so a rancher would only pay that much for a mule that was well built. Used to describe a woman with a nice round ass made for "working".

Wow that girl has an ass like a $20 mule!

by 4cd-air September 17, 2013

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20 1/2 years

An awkward age where one is not legally suppose to drink, but one can buy cigs and super lotto tickets. This age is further iritating since it limits one's abilities to legally gamble. However, fake ID's that are well made can sometimes give entertainment relief.

Guy 1: Hey man let's take a road trip and party it up in Vegas.

Guy 2: I'm only 20 1/2 years old. Gotta a fake ID?

Guy 1: Got it covered bro.

Guy 2: cool.

by Lassie15 October 24, 2008

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