Yellow 5

Not only shrinks tesiticles. its been scientifically proven to reduce penis size as well.

I drank mtn dew with Yellow 5 and now i'm 2in.

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9 to 5

A 9 to 5 is a main chick being compared to weekdays. The metaphor originated from SZA's "The Weekend".

You're like 9 to 5, I'm the weekend.

Make him lose his mind every weekend. You take Wednesday, Thursday, then just send him my way

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September 5

it’s reemas birthday nigga @4pf.reema

person 1: aye guess what today is
person 2: what
person 1: September 5
person 2: ok and
person 1: nigga is reema birthday

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number 5

-jack off.

-masturbate

Guy 1: Open the door!
Guy 2: Hell no! don't coming in!
Guy 1: Why?
Guy 2: Im doing number 5! stupidass

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jackson 5

5 Jackson electric guitars in a row.

I have my own Jackson 5 at home.

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5 february

National "ask for nude and you shall receive" day
ask ANYONE for nudes on this day, and you shall receive. on GOD

guy: can i get nudes?
girl: ew no
guy: but it's National "ask for nude and you shall receive" day
girl: ohhhhhhhhhh *sends nudes* i forgot it was the 5 february

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5 Guy

a hot girl must have at least five guys alway's around her giving her attention

Dude you don't wan her she is a 5 guy kind of girl.

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