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it’s when a really hairy gay dude thumbs your asshole without clipping his finger nails.
John: Dude I think my ass is bleeding
Mitch: Why?
John: I got bear thumbed last night
Someone who acts like a mom to beginners. Protects, and sheilds newbie's from other members of a family or league, only to take advantage of them. Gaines a new persons trust, then protects them from other members, only to take what they want from them.
"Wow, what a Mamma Bear. Fatty is always protecting the new users from other members, but he really took advantage of JJ beatimg him 86-06."
"Fatty always cock-blocks trades sent to the new guys, but then he tries to rip them off. Hes such a Mammas Bear."
an ogle-bear is a verb. it can happen in many ways.
1. spend alot of money on a hobby you plan on pursuing. pursue it for a short time, and give up.
2. do something that makes your friend say "God Dammit (name)."
3. Tell your friends all your random ideas. start each idea explanation idea with "you know what would be cool....." or, "i saw this one thing........"
4. wear the gear, talk the talk, but not walk the walk.
Man, steve is such an Ogle-Bear. Like he really ever goes rock climbing.
Taking a giant explosive alcohol fueled shit.
After a drunken midnight taco bell run I totally dropped a 1000 Bears.
The biggest, baddest, strongest and most intelligent type of bear in the known world. Thought of as The Godfather of the Gay's of Atlanta. One who all will come to in order to gain guidance and help with any troubled situations. As well, if tricked by and with Lil' Bear, will immediately come to confess truths of the actions of Lil' Bear so as not to suffer the wrath of Poodle Bear. Loved and revered by all (except lil bear's alter-ego).
Man 1: " Who is that over there? Everyone seems to want to seek his audience for some reason."
Man 2: " That's the Great Poodle Bear. He can help anyone with their problems in the gay world. He knows everyone and everything from what I hear. It's a great honor to be granted the assistance of the Great Poodle Bear."
Having excessive amounts of pubic hair.
That girl is HAIRY, I bet she has a bear in the basement!
A girl with hair a beautiful shade of orange, like a setting sun, eyes as green as a sparkling emerald, the rarest combination of humans. A girl so beautiful and amazing, loyal, talented and smart, who should know her worth, and how perfect she is.
That girl is a KI-BEAR, Just look at her eyes! (PLEASE PLEASE PUBLISH THIS U CAN DELETE IT AFTER A DAY I JUST NEED U TO PUBLISH IT FOR ONE SEC)