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A JESSICA HAS THE BIGGEST DUMP TRUCK YOU WILL EVER SEE!!!!
"Holy crap, look at jessicas ass!!"
jessica or jessica kitrell is a Kelis Hawkins but taller with dimples and obsessed wtih i-pads
hailey: gurlll
hayley: what gurlll
hailey: guess what gurlll
hayley: what gurlll
hailey im 6'5, like memes
hayley: so ur a jessica gurlll
A girl that smells like shit and probably eats it. She also sells feet picture to her maths teacher to get an a. It obviously doesn't work though. She uses hot wheels as rollerskates and baguettes as swords
Peepee: I love Jessica
Poopoo: ew no she stabbed le with her baguette yesterday!!
Diahrea : she rolled over my big toe with her hot wheels.
Jessica ist a cute and beautiful Girl, and one of the best friends you ever found. She is nice at Cuddle and Love. She is also a great Mafia Boss and called Jessi
Normal : i love you
New : i jessi you
Normal : the Mafia will kill you
New : Jessica will kill you
A Jessicaism is the tradition of saying on New Year's Day any thing one is doing for the first time that year
For example:
" This is the first time I've had coffee all year"
"This is the first time I've showered all year"
"This is the first time I've checked my messages all year"
A Jessicaism is when your friend says in New Year's : This is the first time I've talked to you all year.
A Short Scottish girl with anger issues n terrible music taste, who is a simp for lads beginning with the name C who coincidentally have big weiners
Jessica mckeeman is a midget n has bad music taste