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That dirty little cum slut who says he will be right back and comes back 3 hours later
Ryan Patino: I’ll be right back
1:20pm
Me: ok
4:20pm
Ryan Patino: I’m back, sorry I watched 2 movies
Me: you’re gay
A member of the homosapien species. The Ryan Moncrief is a quiet animal, very socially awkward, but is know to make people laugh. It rarely mates during a life time due to it's repulsive looks. However, the Ryan Moncrief is a very kind easy going creature. They have also been known to have abnormally large penises.
Look at the dong on the Ryan Moncrief over there.
When something is resembling a man named Ryan.
"Covid-19 has become widespread"
That is such a Ryan moment.
"It's Showtime"
What a Ryan moment.
ryan leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeung
Person 1: i'm ryan leung
Person 2: oh really
Person 1: yea
Person 2: so its ryan leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeung
Literally the fattest thing on earth
Person 1: You heard about the new world record for fattest person on earth
Person 2: You talking about Ryan Hogan.
A rare majestic ginger unicorn. When women set eyes on a Ryan Littlejohn they freeze like a deer in the headlights as they watch this majestic creature cross their path.
That was totally a Ryan Littlejohn!