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butch manly and sally manginia are craving a tuna salad sandwich
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Person 1: I heard john slapping the salad today
Person 2: Special occasion, probably!
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When a dolphin is captured and turned into tuna, and made into a salad, aka a 100% Dolphin tuna salad.
Omg this Dolphin Salad tastes great with ranch!
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A fresh garden salad made with the freshest veggies. Tomatoes, cucumbers, celery, bell peppers, shredded carrots and croutons. Once assembled, put DJ Khaled in a blender and shred him up finely until he is a desired consistency. Add a few spices to complete the mixture. Finally, pour the DJ Khaled dressing over the salad. Now you have a DJ Salad.
Employee: Welcome to Arby’s. What can I get you?
Customer: I’ve really been craving a DJ Salad lately. So, I’ll get that.
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A person who shaking a salad to get it mixed and get all dressing spread mixed.
He is a good salad shaker, my salad was really well mixed
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The moment at which drunken euphoria peaks and, unless properly managed, could lead to a blue screen collapse/failure -- typically occurs during the waning hours of a party or social situation.
Kristen is so happy salading right now, I just hope she doesn't blue screen before the night is over.
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1. A skateboard trick in which a person grinds a rail with the back trucks in a slightly crooked fashion. (Backside salad grind)
2. When more than two people try to tell the same lie, in different places and time, thus butchering the original "B.S." into a "B.S. Salad"
1. Joe: Woah! Jake just landed a BS salad!
2. Girl: Where were you last night?
Guy: I was at Mike's house!
*Some time later*
Girl: Where was guy last night?
Mike: He was at Larry's house!
Girl: Funny, Guy said he was at YOUR house
Mike: Aaaauuughh! BS Salad!
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