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(n.)- A premature ejaculation. Not to be confused with the act of prematurely ejaculating or the actual ejaculate itself, this is the non-tangible objectification of the action "to prematurely ejaculate". This describes the demeanor of an object which can't hold onto an absurdly biased advantage or lead due to excitement and/or lack of skill/experience.
1. James was frequently picked last for every team sport in high school due to the fact that he was known to be a New York Football Giants (2010).
2. Did you just punt the ball to the most feared returner on the Philadelphia Eagles instead of kicking it out of bounds? Did said most feared returner actually return the ball for a touchdown with no time left on the clock? Did you just lose your 21 point lead and actually blow the game? You're such a New York Football Giants (2010).
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The act of preparing a New York style pizza on a woman’s Va-Jay-Jay (dough, tomato sauce, cheese, oregano). Then penetrating said twinkle cave so that the pizza wraps around the mans penis acting as a rudimentary condom. After the man has “arrived” in the pizza it is removed from the woman’s front bum, put on a sheet, and cooked. The pizza is then cut into 4 slices. The man feeds the pizza to the woman while she cleans his penis of all the ingredients by means of giving head.
Hey man, she begged for a Tallahassee Twinkie last night, but I gave her a New York Pizza Slice instead!
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When one male poops in the butt hole of another and then proceeds to stick his weiner in the poop covered anus so to make meat and chilli between his buns
would you like to New york chilly dog tonight?
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the Sequel to best selling game truecrime streets of la
true crime new york city is the Best game ever!nypd ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! he shot me! I Got A warant on you,
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A sexual act between a man and woman that can only be done on New Year’s Eve on top of the Empire State Building, otherwise it’s completely ILLEGAL. The man inserts his cock into the woman’s pussy, preferably a tight one, he than dangles her over the edge (titanic style). He continues to pump his cock into her, pulling out last second, ejaculating over the edge, falling down to an unsuspecting person. After that, they must sing the National Anthem backwards, or they will be killed by two bald eagles that happen to reside in the building.
James: yo, guess what? My girl said I could try the New York Hickery Dickery Dong on her tonight, since it’s New Year’s Eve and all.
Patrick: Sweet, I wish I had a woman like yours.
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Hipsters and wannabe urbanites who move from suburban wastelands to NYC believing they will make it big in business, Broadway, or some other NY industry. Eventually, these mid-western suburbanites leave NYC generally after 1-2 years, after they realize they can't take the fast paced culture of NYC, get frustrated, and move to a more laid back city out west (Los Angeles, Seattle, or even back home). Those who expire are generally replaced with another hipster-suburbanite, who will eventually reach his/her expiration date, and the cycle continues.
Hipster E. village kid from Washington: Hey wheres Thom?
Hipster from Idaho: Oh, ya, Thom reached his New York City expiration date, he Got the F*** out before he reached his breaking point.
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Quickly eat a deluxe burrito then throw it back up into a girl's vagina.
He's so hot, he pulled a New York style burrito on me!
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