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Used an an insult against a (typically white female) self proclaimed "health guru". Usually obsessed with crystals, energy healing, and follows an extreme form of veganism (may go as far to shame any meat eater).
Health guru: "Make sure to realign yourself with Mother Earth's core every five minutes!"
Everyone else: "Ok, tofu cracker."
Where 2 or more people take turns to hide a Jacobs Cream Cracker.
One the cracker is hid the race is on for the seekers to locate the cracker.
Connor- Jess do you want to play hide the cracker
Jess- yes it’s my favourite- I’ll close my eyes
Connor - ok, Jess go!
* Jess frantically runs round trying to find the cracker.
A prostitute in a predominately white part of town.
Friend 1: What is that, friend?
Friend 2: I don't know, possibly one of those cracker jackers.
(n) an Arab man with thick thighs
Damn, I saw Noor crack that watermelon with his thick thighs. He is such a melon cracker.
The art of the french cracker is when a dude nuts on another person, and they both allow the nut to dry. The nut will look like some weird fancy cheese shit that french people would put on crackers. The name also refers to the fact that only white people do this shit.
It is common to clean the french cracker by using it as a cheese platter, preferably with live cavier.
Man 1: That was a pretty good french cracker.
Man 2: Yeah, but I think they should have used a different cracker. The one they used looked pretty ugly.
Someone who has sexual intercourse exclusively with Caucasian’s
“You’re a night rider” “shutup, you’re a cracker whacker”
Caucasian rapper who believes he is the greatest hip hop artist of all time, but who is fat and dorky. The godfather of 5150 Drift style of hip hop.
He's not a rapper, he's fat, white, geeky, and bald. Thats Oblyveus Cracker crazy cracker rapper.