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when someone is born on this day you should suck his big old
sweaty dick
suck the guy thats born on 22 october
The day all Urban Dictionary user watch Return of The King starring Elijah Wood.
Person A: It’s September 22!
Person B: *slowly slides the extended version of return of the king into the DVD player*
September 22 is gonna be the best day of your life, seriously you don’t have to do one of those dumb “to lock it in” things you’re just gonna have a really good day. Whether it’s tomorrow in weeks are in a year that means you’re gonna have a really good day still.
i’m scared for tommorow
why?
i’m not sure.
well don’t be
why?
because it’s september 22!
oh yay!!!
the other person who witnessed person 21’s death
person 20: *kills person 21*
person 1: *insert text here*
person 22: now what in the diddly dang urban dictionary world is this