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A sunburn on the back, between the shoulder blades. Gained from not having friends to help apply sunscreen.
Loser burn need any examples, loser.
When you get one fist up the poop shoot and one up the axe wood and do the Mr burns "excellent" with your fingers on both walls
How was she, she was allright bro managed to do " The Mr burns" too her
The pain in the front of the vulva after a marathon wanking session
Girl 1: img I can't even sit down
Girl 2: why, how comes?
Girl 1: well no one joined me this weekend and I had to take care of myself and now i have oyster burn
Girl 2: auch
Having sex with a hooker who shows up looking nothing like their profile pic - but youre too horny to care
she looked nothing like her photo but i went for it anyway knowing i was just burning the clock
A fucked up way to say "Smoking Weed"
Guy 1: Hey man, you like people burning?
Guy 2: Hell yeah man, I'm a total pot head.
The art of tying your nutsack with some sort of nearby string (Ex. Tooth Floss),and dipping it in peanut butter as your partner continuously licks and sandpapers it.
Richard : "Shit bro,I think im getting laid tonight.What should I do?"
Mike: "One word,Burning Peanuts"
Burning sensation in genitals after rough sex; Specifically in females.
Samantha: I have nut burn from jermy