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Church Club

A term for youth group

I don't know nick, i'm scared to go to church club

by JAIME3 October 23, 2006

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Cheese Club

When you and a group of buds get together and put cheese whiz on your dongs and slap each other with your yellow fun sticks, usually gets pretty messy but it's also a fun way to enjoy your whiz

Me: Hey Kevin, wanna come over after school and join our Cheese Club?
Kevin: What's that?
Me: There Will be free Cheese Whiz, that's all you need to know.
Kevin: You had me at whiz!!

by CheeseWhizie August 1, 2017

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No Homers Club

1) A place that Homers cannot join

2) A place on the Internet run by kids who inflate their egos by warning people over stupid shit

by Anonymous October 15, 2003

28๐Ÿ‘ 49๐Ÿ‘Ž


host club

A place where sexually ambiguous young japanese men work. In these clubs,they carry conversations with woman and get them drunk.

These men often dye their hair,tan,wear gaudy clothes,and look like the just walked out of "Men's EGG magazine" or the latest issue of "Host KNUCKLE".

They are the japanese Guido.

They are NOT to be confused with Gyaru-o. Although they are very similar in appearance they are nothing alike.

Host will even sleep with a client to keep up their attendance to their club.

girl1: "When I was in Roppongi , I walked past a few shops but at every other corner some sleezebag from a host club tried to get me to go in"

girl2:"Ughh.I can't stand those places.it's just for woman who need attention and men who work there probably have low self esteem"

by ohhitsmimi December 28, 2011

15๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


day club

a club consisting of men, with one exception of a fat chick, in which they present their genitals inside a wooden play train.

Marshall was in the day club as a look out because he didn't want to see Brendan's penis.

by WowShuddup January 31, 2008

9๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fight Club

An incredibly overrated book/film which, unfortunately, many people mistake as a work of art with great depth, intelligent satire, and important social/political messages. In actuality, it is an incredibly shallow, juvenile attempt at satire. Sort of like Voltaire for kiddies, minus the wit, subtlety, and depth beneath the surface.

Ironically enough, its leagues of (teenaged) fans often make the mistake of thinking that quoting Tyler Durden makes them special -- when one of the wannabe-nihilistic messages of the film is that "nobody is special".

Drooling Idiot: Dude, I just watched this movie called Fight Club, and it was totally awesome! Tyler Durden is so badass, and I love quoting him because it makes me feel special and original when people don't know what I'm talking about. Also, when people respond to it positively, often with another stupid Tyler Durden quote, I feel as though I can finally make a friend. Of course, Fight Club is horribly shallow, juvenile, and devoid of any real political or social meaning, but I'll try to justify liking it by talking about its so-called "anti-consumerist" message.

Educated Person: I love how you say Fight Club is anti-consumerist, when it's a very popular book with millions of copies printed, and was later adapted into a movie with a budget of over sixty million dollars and starring famous actors like Brad Pitt and Edward Norton.

Drooling Idiot: Yeah? Well, uh, you just don't get it! You're too dumb to understand the genius of Fight Club!

by BushEqualsCunt August 8, 2006

140๐Ÿ‘ 303๐Ÿ‘Ž


unicorn club

when a girl is being taken from behind during intercoures she puts her hand on her forehead like a unicorn for ten seconds without the guy knowing. then you are in the secret unicorn club.

hey me and *** fucked last night and i got initiated to the unicorn club

by umyeahhh May 31, 2011

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