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Shoving ice inside a woman's vagina
Rosie wanted to spice up her sex life, so she let her boyfriend perform an Alaskan Ziploc on her
The most hilarious (but delicious) item on the Crab Trap menu. Usually spoke slowly for funny effect.
ME: Hey Paige how about we try the Steamed Alaskan King Crab Legs.?!
PAIGE: ahahahahahahhahahah sure!!
Multiple men in multiple holes at once. Different dishes in different areas. Concoction of every STD.
Jenny went to an Alaskan potluck on spring break.
When you and a buddy are double poundin a bitch and you stick a cold buttplug in her ass right as the dude hittin it from the front cums causing cum to shoot out her nose from the shock of the cold buttplug in her ass
"me and a homie were double pounding this bitch and right as I was cuming he hit her with the alaskan snow dragon"
Noun
A theoretical store that doesn't exist but should.
The nearest Trader Joe's to Anchorage, Alaska is a 40 hour drive away.
Don't complain that you have to drive an hour to get to Trader Joe's. You have been spoiled.
Bring Trader Joe's to Alaska! We need an Alaskan Trader Joe's!
the act of using a girl's hand band as a cock ring, soaking up her cum and then putting her hair up for a BJ
Steven's dick wasn't working right so, Rachel gave him an Alaskan hair tie.
Someone who chases you forever in a game, no matter how far you run, or where you go.
Guy: Jeez, this guy won't stop trying to kill us, even though we've run half-way across the map? Damn, Alaskan Fisherman