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A popular computer, up there with Microsoft and PC. Fun to kick down the stairs because of their crappiness (read: freezes up every 0.0000000005 seconds)
Hey guys! Let's go bowling with my new Apple computer!
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Has-been computer company with a cult-like following. Great graphics, not compatible with anything (see proprietary). Would have been a good computing system for beginners had Microsloth not stolen some of its ideas. Overpriced, doomed to go the way of the Atari and Commodore. Makes a great boat anchor.
Steve was really pissed off when he found out Bill took his idea for Windows and started developing software for IBM instead of Apple computers.
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crappy immitation for the pc. barely ever works, very slow
If i owned an apple computer i would burn it.
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Where a girl gets in the crab walk position and the male lays under her a inserts a apple in her anus. The male then eats the apple all the way down to the core.
Dude Mckenzie so crab appled that girl last nite!
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Coors lite. when you drink it just right, it tastes exactly like... apple juice.
'i could go for some apple juice.'
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An apple stem occurs after having anal sex. When the male tries to urinate after he removes his cock from the asshole, an apple stem comes out (The crap build-up in his urethra)
After I was done banging Melissa in the ass, I had to take a gnarly piss. Nothing but an apple stem came out!
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When a woman's vagina is in the shape of an apple, or has an apple inserted inside of it.
If your name is Caterina, you automatically have apple vagina.
Ew. No. You have a dirty apple vagina.
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