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The most amazing girl in the whole entire world! Anyone who comes in contact with such a girl will instantly fall in love. Find someone with this name and never let them go!
I just fell in love with that August Hanke girl.
Girl- hey, I want to fuck you but worried about catching feelings
Ex- don’t worry, it’s August 28th, National fuck an ex day. No strings attached
Girl- you better cum over then
This is the day the most sexiest, hottest, amazing vocal, xiao DeJun was born.
My manz can put the WHOMB with visuals and such a graceful voice. NOW STAN DEJUN AND NCT
" OMG isn't today August 8th? "
" OMG YEAH IT IS, ITS XIAO DEJUN DAY!! "
" he can literally step on me "
On this day pissy people were born
A: Whens you birthday?
B: August 27th
A:No wonder your pissy
People born on this day are natural sigma males.
Man 1: Who is that bro?
Man 2: I recognize him, he's a true sigma male born on August 1st.
Invite all the boys round for some cones and a few Rimmys on 15th august
August 4th are where all the beautiful bitches were born, like me! Also us beautiful bitches are drama queens, but we are mostly loyal.
???:Hey what day is it?
???:August 4th- wait its your bday!
???:Yep!
???:Lucky.