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Jim: Hey look at that bird.
Bob: Yeah he is a bastard from the bush.
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(n.) Children belonging to someone else that annoy you, Particularly neighbouring childer.
The little bastards of joy were setting fireworks off until two in the morning and throwing balls into my garden so I took them to thier milf and said I'd spank them hard unless I got something for my mental anguish. After putting them to bed, Victoria dropped my jeans and blew me, allowing me to deposit a sweet load of man milk into her mouth.
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someone who has just gotten on your nerves
that chicken balled bastard just called me a punk
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The act of behaving like a bastard towards your partner, who you want to break up with but dont acctually have the guts to do. the idea is, if you behave like enough of an arsehole to you partner, eventually they will break up with you sparing you from acctually having to do it yourself. Usually purportrated by men but women however are not exempt from doing this either.
"hey where is Glen? I havn't seen him with you lately?"
"he wont return my calls and he is behaving like a real jerk for no reason lately. I think he is attempting a bastard break up."
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A really smokin' hot male who acts nice at first, and looks like a generally nice person, but is actually a jerk and only looking for someone to push around.
Brad Pitt, John Mayer, and Tom Cruise are such man candy bastards!
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Someone who gives Irish Wrist-Watches, but at a cost, instead of their own pleasure. This person is generally a cheap person, and or, is very obnoxious.
Dude, nicks dad is such a sheep bastard. He wouldn't even burn me that copy of avatar because he didn't want to waste a disk!
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1.foreskin
2.A person who is an asshole.
My parents forgot to tell the doctor to
remove my bastard neck when I was born.
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