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bastard from the bush

someone who lives in the bush

Jim: Hey look at that bird.
Bob: Yeah he is a bastard from the bush.

by Robert_Skull January 27, 2009


little bastards of joy

(n.) Children belonging to someone else that annoy you, Particularly neighbouring childer.

The little bastards of joy were setting fireworks off until two in the morning and throwing balls into my garden so I took them to thier milf and said I'd spank them hard unless I got something for my mental anguish. After putting them to bed, Victoria dropped my jeans and blew me, allowing me to deposit a sweet load of man milk into her mouth.

by Gumba Gumba May 28, 2004


chicken balled bastard

someone who has just gotten on your nerves

that chicken balled bastard just called me a punk

by anon December 15, 2003


Bastard break up

The act of behaving like a bastard towards your partner, who you want to break up with but dont acctually have the guts to do. the idea is, if you behave like enough of an arsehole to you partner, eventually they will break up with you sparing you from acctually having to do it yourself. Usually purportrated by men but women however are not exempt from doing this either.

"hey where is Glen? I havn't seen him with you lately?"

"he wont return my calls and he is behaving like a real jerk for no reason lately. I think he is attempting a bastard break up."

by Jikella February 13, 2010


Man Candy Bastard

A really smokin' hot male who acts nice at first, and looks like a generally nice person, but is actually a jerk and only looking for someone to push around.

Brad Pitt, John Mayer, and Tom Cruise are such man candy bastards!

by lil' bit-o-honey April 14, 2011


frying pan bastard

when someone is said to be fat who is a bastard

rich is a frying pan bastard

by APR May 08, 2003


Sheep Bastard

Someone who gives Irish Wrist-Watches, but at a cost, instead of their own pleasure. This person is generally a cheap person, and or, is very obnoxious.

Dude, nicks dad is such a sheep bastard. He wouldn't even burn me that copy of avatar because he didn't want to waste a disk!

by Gramondorf February 27, 2010