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A poop that comes out like a missile but doesn't splash
Jony-I had a poop that came fast but didn't splash
Carl-sounds like a green poop
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A faulty traffic light that turns green and then turns yellow literally 2 seconds later, and then wastes a good 3 to 4 minutes before it turns green again.
Me: "Okay, if I make this light I'll be home free before anyone notices I snuck out."
Traffic light turns green, one cars passes, then turns yellow.
Me: "DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!!! The traffic light's doing a bitch green! Imma be stuck in traffic for hours!!!!!!"
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A wealthy individual who doesn’t give a heck about owning a private jet, living in a mega-mansion, wearing clothes made from animal skin, or savoring exotic cuisine in far-distant lands.
Wouldn’t the planet have a break if its filthy rich inhabitants made up their minds to become green billionaires?
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Noun. Code word for Marijuana.
Yo, you got some green trees or what, kid??
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To take the shot in a game of basketball. Generally from further than lay up distance.
‘Eh G, green up’
‘Ok’ (shoots)
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The first time your guy, who was formally with a flat chic, sees your huge amazing rack.
It was getting kinda hot and we were fooling around and he went boob green yelling omg girl you have the biggest tits I've ever seen.
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