This boat is owned by James dad and James is now legible to drive it.
Yo James how’s ya ‘ James dads boat ?
Good bro I just turned 16 I drive it in my aunts pond
When you have diarrhea and shit yourself causing the diarrhea to run down your leg and in to your shoes.
Kyle would never forget that time he had to leave the rave with two Detroit Gravy Boats
When you ejaculate on your face while pooping.
Jesse pulled an Upton Tug Boat in Royce’s bathroom.
It means orroro
Hey you your a Munchkiey banana boat
While having sex grabbing a woman's 2 braids and using them as oars as you enter and exit
YOOOOOOO TERY I MET THE HOT BROAD AT THE BAR AND I GAVE HER THE RUSSIAN ROW BOAT
This means your a bundalengers gall
If your boat isn’t shit then ur not all that
Similar to the Dutch Rudder where a male would grab hold of his own penis and another person would grab the forearm of the hand gripping the man snake and move it as to perform masturbation. The Portuguese Lobster Boat adds to this act by adding another person to the mix. The third party would then take hold of the arm of the person grabbing hold of the arm of the person grabbing the man meat. The whole thing when coordinated correctly looks like 3 people rowing a boat.
Andy: Hey Joe, do you want to join Doug and I in the living room, we are trying to start up a Portuguese Lobster Boat?
Joe: I always thought Dutch Rudders were gay. But its not gay if it's in a 3 way.
Doug: its never gay bro, chill
Joe: You right...