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When you made some great food and it makes your asshole sneeze out ouf excitement for whats to come
This food looks great , Bong asshole sneeze.
"HOLY SHIT THATS EVIL BONG!!!!"
"evil bong is so scary"
"im gonna shove an evil bong up my ass so it licks my insides"
the best fricking catchphrase in the world
*bumps in to person*
person: what the hell dude?!
me: Bing Bang Bong my phat shlong.
When you use holy water for your bong water and take a fat rip.
Someone who looks similar to a privileged toe head ass fool.
That boy used a 100$ bill at the Dollar General, Bing Bong Lookin’ Ass.
A large woman lifts up a significantly smaller man and performs the rusty trombone. Literally holding the penis as the top of the funnel might be, and treating the asshole like end of the tube.
I quaffed six cherry coke and rums, induced vomit, closed my eyes, opened them, met an amazon looking woman, got in her car, and and when I come to, I'm being used as a human beer bong. Better than a blumpkin, I think
shiny things like pink handcuffs, diamond lighter folding knives, camoflage leashes, abrasive jewellery andsemiprecious and precious rings, etcetera.
where are my bong accessories! i put them over there, they moved.