someone who listens to a fuck ton of country music and knows all of the classic redneck tunes
Person 1: Hey did you listen to the Trace Atkins ep? Oh and the new Old Dominion singles. Also did you hear that Jon Pardi is releasing Tequila Little Time as a single?
Person 2: stfu stop being such a country nerd
To know what it feels like to be living off the land.
“Wouldn’t you like to Taste the High Country”
After a long night of partying someone is going to take a shit in the field
After destroying the field with the party, Joebob had to drop a country dumpling to finish off the night!!!
The worst country asshole to have a lifted truck with a small penis with a whole can of dip in his mouth to want gum cancer with a stack in the bed to fuck his sister from Kentucky
That ole country cooter tried sellin me a new car
Country loving is hard and intense anal sex including ass eating.
gf: how about you give me some country loving Bubba?
bf: All right
Meth Capital Of The World!!!
Drive-By Shootings!!!
Meth Lab Trailers Exploding!!!
Country Squire Lakes Is Just Methed-Up!!!
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A blumpkin, but instead of defecating in a toilet, you’re shitting in a yard.
I was receiving a country blumpkin from Amber Lynn, when the homeowner came out and threatened us with a deer rifle.