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Credit card terrorism is a condition that is inflected upon the American consumer by various banking institutions in the following fashion.
Credit Card Terrorism
1. Call centers in third world countries, that really have no authority to solve any of the problems that may arise for American customers, this tactic gives the credit card company’s the buffer, to place the blame else where, and continue there theft from the American consumers.
2. Speaking to accounts managers who think there the last word in trying to resolve a problem with credit card accounts. (Everyone has a boss).
3. Requesting a copy of your credit card agreement only to be told by the accounts manager that there is no way that it can be provided a second time.( Legal document).
4. Having a disagreement with the credit card company, only to have your card limit decreased to an amount to which could put you in default or over your limit. (Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations Act) ?
5. Loan shark interest rates, for people that do have good credit scores, and are meeting there obligations.
6. Being able to change interest rates at a whim.
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the universal way to reverse a reverse card
Alex: your mom gay
Joe: No you
Alex: reverse card
Joe: reverse reverse card
Alex fucking dies
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1. Penis. Cockney rhyming slang for "dick".
2. Three-card monte. A game in which players bet on which of three cards, turned face down and deftly manipulated, is the queen. Also called find the lady.
"I trussed up the dolly mop before turning her on to me three card trick".
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A widely spread form of poker that is mostly played in clubs. Less famous than Hold'Em and it's always played with limit.
The Cincinnati Kid will always be second best to The Man in stud.
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A game of chance to decide which person pays for a restaurant meal. Every party contributes a credit/debit card into a hat and the waiter/waitress removes one card at time. The last card removed pays the entire bill.
We played credit card roulette at breakfast and DJ's card was the last one picked. He had to pick up the 200 dollar tab and since he is unemployed the California taxpayers provided the meal.
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A game of chance to decide which person pays for a restaurant meal. Every party contributes a credit/debit card into a hat and the waiter/waitress removes one card at time. The last card removed pays the entire bill.
We played credit card roulette at breakfast and DJ's card was the last one picked. He had to pick up the 200 dollar tab and since he is unemployed the California taxpayers provided the meal.
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The best comeback to figuratively and metaphoricaly any argument even if you are already winning. Its impact and feeling contributed in the argument can be summed up in many ways. It is The equivalent to no u, the literal godsend to a victorious argument, the diamond glaz main on plane, the awp in mid, the child predator to church, the yin to the fucking yang, the water bucket to a 50+ block drop, the gaming chair to youtube rewind, the 360 mlg no-scope to any call of duty, the ammo crate to an assault player, the woohoo to a slease sim, the opium to before now china, the smell of napalm in the morning, the thicc belt to your ass, the literal equivalent to fucking god
Your best friends mom
(Ps - if i spelled anything wrong, if i did not use enough parallel structure, or if im just redarted, then its because im a highschooler with 5 children)
Guy 1) *pulls out uno reverse card"
Guy 2 *in universe -10 - 1*) *commits suicide*
Guy 2 *in universe 2-419*) *until dehydration comes full swing*
Guy 2 *in universe 420-1738*) *literally implodes and causes a supernova, the likes of which have never been seen, witnessed, or viewed, ever before*
Guy 3) *Yells "sick burn" until collapse of lungs to the point in which a fucking blackhole is created*
Teacher) *gets sued for doing jack shit* (as usual)
Dad 1 *father of guy 1*) *is getting head from your mom*
Dad 2 *also father of guy 1*) *is gay*
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