corn father

you have a lot of kids lol

you are a fucking corn father lmfao

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corn rails

How white, uneducated people say corn rows.

Josh: "Im going to give me kid corn rails when im older."
Anna: "Its corn rows you retard."

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corn party

When she shit on ur dick. WITH corn.

When she takes a fat corny shit on cack.

Bro, don't go in there, it's a fucking corn party"

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corn cannon

shove a corn cob up your ass then shit it out high speeds

john there is corn if the box and im pissed at kevin im going corn cannon on him

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couch corn

similar to couch potato but it's used for people who go to cinema a lot.

-Have you watched the movie 'Alice in Wonderland'
-I'm not a couch corn like you to go and see whatever is produced.

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Corn Tip

A natural occurring phenomenon where corn or a loose peanut blocks a sliver tootsie or pee from escaping a penis.

I couldn't pee because of my CORN TIP.

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Corn on the cob

Corn on the cob, also known as "the Gerald Matthews": When you're exploring a woman's breasts with your mouth, and your first instinct is to bite down as hard as you can rather than gently caressing their nipple's with your tongue.

Bob: You totally hurt Sally last night
Jim: What, how?
Bob: She was crying earlier and said you pulled a corn on the cob on her, I could see the blood dripping through her shirt!

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