When the plans you made before the pandemic eased now suck but you made them because you were desperate to do anything after lockdown.
we are literally only going away with your parents because we were Covid-Desperate…wish we were doing something else now.
Someone who hoards PPE (Personal Protective Equipment in excessive manners.
Dude that asshole stole my only mask! What a Covid hoarder!
Anyone between the age of 4-12 years old who experienced the 2020 Coronavirus pandemic
The year is 2038.
Jimmy who is 9 years old asks his father. "Were you a Covid kid dad?"
People who got infected with Covid.
Joe's family just got covidated.
When there is disagreement among vampirologists whether the bloodsucking undead are corona-proof; and if they do, what are the odds that they could infect their victims?
While vampires aren’t strictly banned in some parts of the dark world, authorities are debating whether they’d still be allowed to roam their neighborhood due to Covid-🧛 ♂️ concerns.
Someone who enforces Covid 19 and social distancing measures.
“No we can’t seat a table of 6!” said the COVID Cop
The art of apllying make-up to your cheek bones so they pop in the most beautiful and vibrant way while wearing your newly required Covid-19 face mask.
Luckily, now I can save time on make-up! I can throw away my lipstick, covid-contour my cheeks, put on my bithchin' face mask and hit the grocery store ready to impress!