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D-Day, (despite all the celebration behind the specific one on June 6, 1944) is actually the generic Army term for any amphibious landing. There were countless D-Day's throughout Europe and Asia during WW2, but nowadays when someone says D-Day it's 99% sure they are talking about the Allied attack on Normandy, France in 1944.
I rock. My name is Tom.
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The one day of the year in which Northwestern University students act like state schoolers.
Dude, he got up at 7 AM and drank a beer in the shower on Dillo Day, and he was passed out by like noon.
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The Happy Single Awareness Day
Lovers: "Happy Valentines Day"
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Friend: "What date is it today?"
Loners: "Oh great is the February 14th, Happy Single Awareness day".
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February 14th. a sad day for most, it leaves the single with suicidal feelings, and the couples hoping that their significant other will get them something worthwhile. Even if they act somewhat sane, single women and girls are going through a jealous rage with the thought of "not having a valentine". especially when their friends are flaunting all the lucious gifts their beau's have given them.
I am often single on valentines day. I fill my brain up with liquor, and drink away the pain.
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the dark side of "Mothers Day" which gives just due to Mother Flockers who've lost dignity and worth and will forever poison the sweet waters and oceans of truth, justice and friendship.
Sam and Betsy escaped to Aromas leaving dependent cats and fish abandoned, just in time to celebrate "Muthas Day" as they enjoyed the bad karma and cosmic curses which their weak lifetimes of dishonesty, vampirism and using family and friends had brought them.
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A day spend sitting around, smoking pot and doing absolutely nothing
Yesterday i smoked pot all day so i had a green day
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An internet holiday on december 18 introduced by the youtuber Alex Day in 2011 to give people the chance to buy his song 'Forever Yours' which he was trying to get to number 1 for the UK Christmas Charts - being the first unsigned artist to get to number 1 if he succeeds....
On forever day, you dress up in crazy clothes, and just have a good time!
Person 1: Why are you dressed up in crazy clothes?
Person 2: It's forever day!
Person 1: what?
Person 2: it's december 18, it's forever day!
Person 1: of course! how could I forget!
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