unofficially dating

when ur bf is a cunt and doesn’t love u enough

craig :we could date but we want it on the down low

joe: unofficially dating ??
craig: YASSS

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dad date

When two friends that are both dads take their kids out in public together

Jim and Todd totally had a dad date last week lol Saw them out with the kids when I went to the movies the other day

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magnum date

a magnum date is a romantic evening at home involving a magnum bottle of wine, a magnum ice cream bar, and a magnum condom.

Last night me and my gurl had a magnum date and boy howdy, I am SPENT!

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Date definitions

Another boring definitions along with name definitions and they are also plagued all over the dictionary
At least they are not sex definitions

Date definitions be like
October 17:hug ppl
October 18:u either slap someone ass or kiss some and ask to get love or all

And if you go vvote then they are almost everything is name definitions and the thing that I am talking about

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were not dating

Susan were not dating just stop asking me to do stuff with you

Person 1: "Jerry will you go on a picnic with me?"
Person 2: "No stupid ass were not dating"
Person 1 does not understand the term 'break up'

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expiration date

something that is not printed on people

timmy:dude I got a tattoo of my expiration date
jimmy:*crying* I don't want you to die

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Date rape

raping someone on a date

Did he date rape me on my date?

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