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daveed

a derogatory term to express frustration over something

instead of saying "screw that shit" you could say "daveed that shit"

Jake: Yo we have an organic chemistry test next period
John: daveed that shit bro I haven't studied yet

by calculators4Life February 26, 2024


Daveed

A man who is simply a whore. He loves his blondes with a fat ass. Don't be fooled though, he will finish in seconds. Daveed will love attention from any girl with a pussy. He is very friendly and outgoing, typically your average man.

Daveed loves pussy

by pussylove9000 April 19, 2024


Daveed

Daveed is a guy that is handsome and a nice guy is extremely athletic and is especially good at basketball he’s swishing every shot and all the girls want him to be their boyfriend.

1.wow Daveed is so hot and cute I wish he was my boyfriend.
2.god I wish I was Daveed he’s scoring every shot.

by Mr. goat November 23, 2021


dave waterstreet

To do the Dave Waterstreet is to blast any animal in the radius of 100m. With such a steady hand he is unlikely to miss. Accuracy is his middle name. Destruction is his mantra.

Dave Waterstreet went to the woods to see what he could find, he found peppa pig and blasted her

by Monkeyman123960412 February 1, 2018


Stripey Dave

A large weird IT guy who has a penchant for large stripey designer shirts. Abnormally cheery and has a food fixation.

New Member of Staff: Who's that big chick in a Mu-Mu?

Experienced Member of Staff: What do you mean 'chick'? That's 'Stripey Dave' from IT, he has a penchant for large Mu-Mu like designer shirts...

by AnonSD November 9, 2010


Dave's Law

The phenomenon that occurs when an individual is carrying many things in their arms but frees up one hand to reach for their keys. Dave's Law says that the keys will always be in the pocket opposite to the free hand.

"Thanks to Dave's Law, I need to set everything down to get my keys."
"Curse you Dave!!!"

by A regular Dave March 16, 2022


Dave Carlson finger bang

To finger a heavily bleeding vagina so hard that blood goes everywhere. Dave Carlson reference comes from move slap shot and how Dave is an animal how Dave is a mess.

Bro 1-Nigga what the fuck happened in here? Its a murder scene.
Bro 2-Funny you should ask. Amy came by. Gave her some Shit then i Dave Carlson finger banged that bloody ham wallet of hers.

by THE JERALDS LOVE HANK January 18, 2023