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Dave Hand

Short man with curly hair.

I made out with Dave Hand last weekend.

by Jesus23948567234q5 December 21, 2022


Dumbass dave

A guy in Boston that got drunk, fell onto the tracks, and got slaughtered by an orange line train. More than likely there was lots of blood splattered onto passengers and body parts flying. Can also be used as an insult.

Man I’m so drunk lemme go on the safety line and wait for a train. Oh no I fell, and I think I’m gonna die.

*blood splatters*

Witnesses: “OH MY GOD!!! I think he is dead”

Me later: oh god he was a dumbass Dave.

by Bawston69 August 4, 2019


The Dave Way

The very best way of doing something. Possibly the greatest way of doing anything ever.

I think we should use a pressure washer with 5K roto tips to clean this filth off the wall... Nope The Dave Way says 36 grit sand paper and fan tips is better.

by Nerdsloth April 18, 2022


Dave Redemption Arc Day

The day that the no longer homophobic Child Molester returned to Gamejolt, forgiven by the People. He's now respectful and nice (he's one of those Bosses you defeat and recruit to your Team in Video Games)

Person 1: It's Dave Redemption arc day!
Person 2: what's that?
Person 1: it says in the name you dumbass

by Spider-jolter October 1, 2024


Carl Dave

Carl Dave is the name of the fucking sexiest man you ever know if you got him don't leave em. fuck em

oh my! Carl Dave is good

by CDMJ June 8, 2021


Dave Gettleman

Very good modern thinking analytical NFL GM. Doesn't like running the ball or stopping the run.

Dave Gettleman: I would never draft a running back with the 2nd overall pick.

by mOnKeY mAn 2716309 March 20, 2020


old dave

A avid runner who only looks like an old man, has cankles, a hump back, Jells in his soles, and no to little hair.

I feel bad for old dave he had to retire after 8 years.

by big peeps October 23, 2003