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Dave

Godlike... you will want to pounce on him!

Mom - 'are you meeting Dave tonight?'
Charl - 'yeah I'll be all over him like a tramp on chips!'

by beg4me August 4, 2022


Dave

Dave's are majority awesome, they are very non-chalant and have max aura.

Person 1: OH MY GOSH, who's aura is entering this atmosphere
Person 2: It gotta be Dave

by TNickels. November 28, 2024


Dave

Sun goddess of horses, lightbulbs and bluecheese

"ur name's dave? Did u know Dave was a sun goddess of horses, lightbulbs and cheese?"

by You're fellow gay :) December 16, 2021


Dave

Weak

Haha it's Dave! I always knew you were a bit weak

by Shlock March 31, 2020


Dave

To Dave (Verb) is an abbreviation of phrase: Distributing Audio Visual Equipment. If one is to Dave they must acquire an electronics distribution license, otherwise the act of DAVE-ing is invalidated and reduced to simple illegal trading.

“Yo did you see that couple? They set up all the equipment for this gig and then just continued partying!”

“Yeah you know what they say, couples that rave together dave together!”

by Dodgy Dave (wants sex) September 11, 2021


Dave

Someone who walks into the middle of the meeting and asks "what'd I miss?"

Hang on everybody, Dave is here.

by luderitz June 9, 2021


Dave

The whitest person ever.

Dave had a curry ones now he listens to bollywood music in the car.

by candycloud May 20, 2017