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Dirty Puma is an espresso drink you may get from a barista to whom you have been rude, or whom you have otherwise mistreated. Barista shoes are often stained with the color and flavor of many spilled shots. Because of this, the slighted coffee-maker may justify the otherwise immoral action of pouring the rude-lingers shot through the said "Dirty Puma" tenny-runner, by concentrating on the unique essence and custom java drinking experience bestowed upon this deserving party.
Be nice to your barista! Also applies to Dirty Doc Martens, and Bromhidrosis Birkenstocks.
Patron: So... do you think you make me triple layered soy half-caff carmel macchiato with non-dairy whip?
Or is that too much for ya, big guy?
Barista: I can do that... but you should really try our trademark triple-shot "Dirty Puma" with sprinkles... on the house!
basically dirty pocket means asshole
Hey whats in your dirty pocket?
When you cum in a girl's dirty ears and mix that shit around
Yo bro, that chick at the party last night had nasty ass ears, I gave that bitch the dirty guacamole and sent her ass home.
When you do anal, oral, nostril, and vaginal sex all at the same time.
Get the gang. We are doing a dirty beck.
A name for the Australian five dollar note
Damn, all I have in my wallet is a dirty turnip, I've got to get rid of it. No one likes a dirty turnip!