don't go to school tomorrow

What the emo white boy that you were nice to tells you the day before he shoots up the school

"Hey, don't go to school tomorrow."
"Thanks, bro."

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Don't tase me, bro!

Expression used as a request not to be tasered. Usually followed by immediate tasering.

First known use by Andrew Meyer at the University of Florida Sept. 17, 2007. He subsequently became the subject of much ridicule.

Get off me! I didn't do anything! Don't tase me, bro! Don't tase me!

BZZZZZZZZ

Ahhhhhh!!!!!!

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you don't know me!

The famous line on Jerry Springer, Maury, etc.

Jerry: Let's bring out the fat and ugly sluts!

*JERRY,JERRY, JERRY!*

Sluts come out screaming, "You don't know me! You don't know me!" while audience is booing with disgust.

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don't spill the beans

Based on the children's game of the same name, this game takes place when two or more individuals have to share a trash can. The one who can no longer balance something on top of the heaping pile of garbage without it falling down is the one who must take the trash out.

"That last beer can spilled the beans, so now I have to take the trash out."

"John lost this round of don't spill the beans."

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don't stop me now

The best song in the world. By Queen, who are the best band in history.

'...I feel alive...and the world is turning inside out, I'm floating around in ectasy, so don't stop me now...'

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a case of the 'don't know ya's

When someone who you have met on several previous occasions acts like they don't know you when they see you in a different setting.

Susie: Hey, isn't that Joe from shipping who just walked past our table? He didn't even say, "Hello". I just talked to him earlier today!
Jenny: Yeah...he's got a case of the 'Don't Know Ya's.

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I don't give a shit

When you just dont care, could also be paired with I dont give a fuck

I don't give a shit, cause i don't give a fuck, and if i gave a shit, i might just give a fuck, but i don't give a shit so i don't give a fuck

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