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A girl that can't see straight and if you call her by name, she'll think you said "SNAKE" and run in the opposite direction for miles and miles until you have to get in you car and find her huddled up in a corner. She usually has brown hair and not very many friends. She goes to church once in a while and holds deep dark secrets she only tells her best friend.
Dude! Did you see that girl over there who started running forever? She must be a lauren Edwards! Let's go chase her down!
A circle of smoked cheese wrapped around some ridge cut salted crisps
Man I could sure do with smashing a few salty Edwards into my repugnant shmeckle
Bros with long pinky nails with the specific purpose for nose picking.
Tom said, “Ouch Andy! You just scratched me with them pinky nails. Get them cut bro!”
Andy said, “I can’t. I need them to pick my nose.”
Tom said, “What? That’s some Edward Scissor Pinky shit!”
the most epic rappers of all time
hey have you heard Edward vlogs 24s new song
yeah that shit was awesome
if you support edward you're wrong!
team edward is horrible (This post has been brought to you by #TeamJacob)
Insane people, who think Edward is a better choice for Bella, even though he left her, made her suicidal, and nearly killed her with his kid.
Fan 1- Team Edward or Team Jacob?
Fan 2- Team Edward
Fan 1- * sends Fan 2 to a mental ward*