Emmett's eggs is the eggsa that Emmett Cullen carries around in the first Twilight
"Look at Emmett's eggs! "
When performing anal sex without lube and the recipitent's asshole begins to bleed then mixing with the semen in their asshole resembling the filling of a cream egg.
I got cream egged recently, couldn't sit for a week.
Person 1: "Did you hear that?"
person 2: "Someone was firing eggs."
A sauce that contains oil, egg yolks, an acid, either vinegar or lemon juice.
This is commonly referred to as mayonnaise, or mayo, for short.
Hard-boiled eggs and “man eggs” make a tasty egg salad, especially for sandwiches!
An egg cruncher is a person who has chosen to pursue the highest form of career after years of training and education. This person should be treated with the highest respect.
Example:
Guy #1: Hey, did you hear Tom is gonna become an egg cruncher?
Guy #2: No way! Good for him, bro.
Guy #1: ovo
in 1922 all eggs dissapeared ):
John: have you heard of the no eggs of 1922?
Geraldo: the fuck is that
John: there were no eggs in 1922
Geraldo: I don't think that's true
John: look it up on google
*John pulls a computer out of his back pocket*
Geralo: how did you do that?
John: magic
*John flies away never to be seen again*
leather-bar term, referring to a sexual act in which a man bounces his testicles on and around the anus of another man, at least a dozen times, as a form of foreplay and display of dominance.
Horst delivered Ken some roadside eggs before pulling the sausage truck up to the back gate.