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Farts first thing in the morning that are high pressured, in high quantity and sometimes high pitched or squeeky. Often caused by your guts digesting overnight and disturbed by the sound of your alarm clock.
Getting ready for work in the morning and releasing the pressure from your bowel, "I've got a case of the pressure farts this morning"
one more perfectly descriptive means of stating the utter uselessness of a thing or individual, or to some extent, it's unwelcome status within a given situation, for the most part......see also concrete parachute chocolate kettle ashtray on a motorcycle fart in an elevator
He's hopeless, about as useful & as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit
The act of presenting ones flatulence in a creative or theatrical manner. This behaviour is most often demonstrated by one who has an inability to belch thus creating an excess of gastrointestinal gas. This excess gas provides more opportunity for one to pass gas with new and innovative styles. Show Farter's often seek the attention and approval of bystanders.
I give Ryan a 6.5 out of 10 for that "Show Fart".
Ryan's "show farting" often involves jumping or replacing song lyrics with loud and intense flatulence
When you smell a smell in your house, but never can find where it's coming from.
"Where's that smell coming from?"
"Spider farts."
“Dude! Did your pants rip!? I can see your fart hammock peaking out!”
When a fart is pushed around a turd that has not been expelled yet. The odor is not that of a regular gas fart but of the skatole from the turd.
Boyd annoyed the people in the elevator with a turd fart.
n. The point when two people in a relationship are comfortable farting in each others presence. This is when you know the relationship is on secure footing.
Alfredo: I've been fighting with my girlf lately I'm afraid we might break up soon!!
Antonio: Have you reached the farting threshold??!?
Alfedo: Well, yes
Antonio: Don't worry about it then! You guys aren't breaking up any time soon