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The strong winds created when taking a gigantic vile ass fume. Usually these winds will be toxic and will be felt by nearby people.
Man 1: Is this strong wind coming from the south?
Man 2: Nah it’s my Fart Breeze
Jus stop farting! Go take a shit or something or go fart somewhere else I don’t wanna smell ur shit!
The act of farting in the doorway of a room so the occupant is confined to the room unless they pass through the fart cloud.
My girlfriend wanted to smoke my last Newport so I locked her down in fart jail and smoked it myself.
A fart that produces a surprisingly loud noise due to the plastic chair being sat on acting as an amplifier.
John was sitting in the Doctor's waiting room when he felt the need to fart. He tried to slip out a silent one but ended up doing a plastic fart. It was so loud an old lady shit herself and two babies started to cry.
“Dude! Did your pants rip!? I can see your fart hammock peaking out!”
The calculated risk of either an epic fart or shitting your pants.
Charlie: That was the best Enchilada of my life.
Nicole: Brace yourself, gamble farts are coming.
The act of holding back a fart in a situation where letting go is not possible.
I was talking to my boss this morning and had to swallow a fart.