flat cat

A flat or small vagina. Usually used to describe a vaginal area.

“that girl has a flat cat.”

Flat Flex

When you keep trying to do something but always fail

Yelling yeet at the wrong time
Being a Logangarth
Doing tge hype/orange justice
There ared tons of more flat flex examples

Flat Up

A combination a “straight up” and “flat out”. It’s more powerful.

He flat up lied for us.

Flat up

When a bubbly liquid, like soda, goes flat

"I hate buying 2L bottles of coke, they always flat up quickly"

flat spoon

Its a spatula.

Patrick: "Hey Squidward! Is a flat spoon an instrument?"
Squidward: "No Patrick, a flat spoon is a spatula."

Tyning flats

Tyning flats is the ultimate location for a smoke up and a session with the notorious chavs and the Tyning in whom those who live there normally smoke crack in the stairwell

Down the road the hut stands graffitied by Children who smoke burn

Numerous shoutings is heard at the shithole Tyning

John: yo Kieran g you wanna go to Tyning flats to chill

Kieran: Nah g dont wanna get smoked by some chav

Flat Liner

An attempted one liner that is not funny at all.

*Kid sees another kid hanging from monkey bars*

"Hey, how's it hanging?"

*crickets*

"That's the definition of a flat liner."