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A euphamism for "get the fuck outta here" It was inspired by Jeff Olsen after a heartbreak and a lonely walk on the beach at night. Tone of voice and range is a must in order to be properly communicated.
"Go Walk on the Beach, you faggot"
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Pulling your shorts,pants, or bathing suit (including underwear)a little past the top of your ass crack. Some what of a plumber.
-Make sure you have a mad tan line
-Pull your shirt up so everyone can see, or dont wear a shirt
-Even the guys can do this, it is what the fags do like Talan and Stephen after coming home from surfing.
What a faggot dude! did you see the douche bag over there trying to be like that other douche bag Talan with his Laguna Beach style.
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The State Beach Locals, Or SBLs are a group of kids who call themselves rats. The older rats are o.k. guys who usually dont mess with people unless messed with first. the one u really need to worry about are the dirt squirrels. these are kids who like to call themselves rats but arent accepted by their older peers. they are a bunch of posers who attempt to surf and skate to fit in, because they played football but had no natural athletic talent. they say thing like "let's shroup the gnar bro" or"stop being such a mark" they take out their jealousy and anger on the kids they secretly look up to, the jocks. the rats really want to be the jocks but pretend to hate them. they smoke alot of marijuana and some are into other drugs. at night they talk about how they could play football like back in pop warner but their size holds them back. at that point they decide to crash a jock party. they skate around untill they finally have one, then proceed to get their ass kicked by the bigger, faster,and more physicly superior jocks. then they go to someones house and figure out some exscuse on why the got their ass beat or they change the story. then they find the tiny kicker on the football team and fight him with 15 guys.
Rat 1: Hey let's go fight some jocks
Rat 2: Ya rat!!! I saw like three of em down at 37
Rat 1: Alright, we'll need at least thirty of us then
Rat 2: K, I'll call all the state beach rats
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To build a Polish Beach House, you'll need 2 giant umbrellas with long shafts, and a few beers (does not have to be Polish Beer).
You set-up the two umbrellas by planting them next to each other when the water gets to be a couple of feet deep. then, swim under your ghetto makeshift island shack with a six-pack of beer, and start chugging.
There. If people at the beach curiously point at you and are, like, "WTF??" Then, and only then, you've got yourself a genuine Polish Beach House. Make sure to snap a photo to send to Polish Beach House Magazine. If you're lucky, you'll make next week's cover.
If you add 2 more umbrellas, it becomes a Polish Beach Duplex. More than 4 total umbrellas makes it a Polish Beach Mansion.
LESTER: I've just chugged 6 beers and can't hold it in any longer and there's not a port-a-potty in sight!! What am I gonna do, Leebo?!
LEEBO: Relax, Lester. We'll set up a Polish Beach House down yonder and you'll be good to go
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A Females ass or to get some ass
Guy a: Where you headed tonight?
Guy b: I'm of to my Beach House (my lady friends)
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Virginia Beach middle is the worst school eva and thats on .
Person 1: Hey what school do u go to?
Person 2“Virginia Beach Middle”
Person 1: rip bro
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(noun) - A sexual act involving rubbing sand into the vagina or anus of a partner and proceeding to make love to said orifice.
Stan gave his girl a Blackpool Pleasure Beach last night and now his knob's as raw as an uncooked steak!
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