german hotplate

german hotplate is a gang initiation in which the women must commit sexual acts with five or six dogs and after wrap her face in plastic wrap and smudge around in dog feces getting it all up in her hair she then has to act as if her shit don't stink and all the men want her

dashque wasn't given a choice on wanting the join the gang they forced her a german hotplate

German Shepherds

Another way of saying natural enormous breast

Tom: Damn bro look at those German Shepherds over there!
Craig: Where? I don't see no damn dogs
Tom: No bro, look at that girl in front of you! She got german shepherds on her chest

german captain

When a man consumes his own ejaculation.

When my wife and I have sex, I German Captain in my own mouth.

German Cowgirl

Sex position where both partners raise their hands in honor of Adolf Hitler. They are known to be praying for him instead of moaning.

Hans: Bro have you tried German Cowgirl with the wife?
Eckard: Ja, we prayed so hard Hitler came to life

German Microwave

A sexual act involving three nurses, two-three pitchforks, and a pack of Double A Batteries

Hans: Hey Greta, how are you feeling from last night?

Greta: I can barely move mein legs, all the blood I lost... Otto gave me a German Microwave.

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Flying German

The act of flying in a plane while dressed as a nazi ss officer. (Yelling racial slurs towards jews is optional).

Klaus did the flying german during his flight to poland.

german bidet

you bang, but then you pee in the others butt hole to finish

i just banged Mihir and then gave him a nice german bidet