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A creature that stupid trolls like to hop off of their forums to make overly biased and sometimes false definitions of.

Troll: "God is an imaginary character made up in the bible... etc etc etc"

User: "That's not a definition..."

Troll: "NO U"

by PGT November 5, 2007

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God

It's funny how so many definitions of God have been given by people who don't believe/don't like him. It's like listening to a Democrat define a Republican or vice-versa.

Also contrary to statements mentioned on this site is the idea of God has brought about SO much death in history. If that were the case, then I would ask why the regime of Stalin (atheist agenda) and that of Hitler (renounced beliefs upon taking control of Germany) caused more death than all leaders from all time periods combined?

Instead, God is an omnipotent deity who is credited by the religious as the being the creator of the world. He acts in mysterious ways and is infinite in nature. It is for the individual to decide if he exists or not, and in doing so respect the beliefs of others. If you are one of those people who disrespect the belief in God and try to make fun of it then I would contend that those actions are evidence for your own lack of respect for your beliefs.

I pray to God because he is one of the scopes through which I understand the world.

by Cogito Sum May 6, 2009

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God

ALMIGHTY!

I love God he is our Savior

by hockey72104 January 24, 2017

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God

The highest above highest of all the master who gave us birth on heaven and earth who chose our fate most beautiful father youve ever seen

Thy god is my master. Or . I pray to god every day

by Unipabda๐Ÿ˜‡ October 9, 2018

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God

The Creator of the Heavens and the Earth.

*Rapture happens*
Smart people left behind: Oh fuck, I knew God was telling me something.

Dumb people left behind: Nah, it was some random chance that caused them to evaporate . It only happens every 5-6 billion years.

by Creationist March 8, 2009

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God

An entity that created Heaven and Earth. He is here in the room with you, and everywhere else. Many people blame him for the things that are happening in the world. In this world, Satan is in a constant battle with God. they are battling with your soul at this very moment. If you're blaming him for all the bad things happening, why arent you praising him for all the good things happening? God loves you so much that he gave his only son Jesus to die for us. Only a clean man can save the dirty. Noone else in the world has ever claimed to be A carnation of God, while being PERFECT from birth to death. He is living inside of you this very moment. You may ask, why can't i feel his love? You have to seek it. everyone has their own story to tell. Jesus also loves people who are gay, and are immoral but he will place justice upon them when the time comes. feel free to disagree, but what would you rather believe. Your own life that leads to nowhere, or a life that surpasses life on earth? The answer is obvious LOL but you may say there's no evidence. the evidence is all aroundyou. You just have to open your "eyes".

What can wash away your sin, bring the dead to life, and have unconditional love? JESUS MANEE. God loves you!!!

by Manwhoisnotthere May 19, 2011

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God

Eric Clapton The man who created the world when he took blackie and played crossroads

Stoner1"dude i saw god in the summer of sixty nine"
Stoner2"that when he created the world by playing crossroads?"
Stoner1"yeah man i saw it happen"

by yyachubshair June 15, 2008

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