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A person who makes up the dumbest non believable stories to cover their shady asses, will go outta their way to waste time and expects you to believe them or acts offended when you don't.
This mother goose story tellin ass bitch just told me he don't have my money because three cats and a raccoon with a knife just robbed him behind maceys.
When you laugh so hard till your throats makes that weird deep noise. We all know what it sounds like, you know that big skdjdjd noise. Not everyone is capable of goosing, and some can goose better than others. Also it doesn't matter what size you are, small or big, you can goose.
Teagan kept goosing everytime she laughed! Silly Teagan.
Being a bum, literally doing nothing. Tasks that should take 5 mins to do actually take 1 hour.
Getting no bitches or money
*Sitting it bed watching tiktok for 5 hours*
Yo bro stop goosing let’s go make some bread
You went 0/30 at the bar tn? You mad goosing rn
To goose is to fail in achieving a desired outcome. This typically used in gaming, when someone fails to get a positive K/D ratio, or can't even get a kill. However, goosing covers all aspects of life, and can be used to describe someone who, for example, left their keys inside their home.
"Eugene man, you can't even get a single kill. You are goosing boyyy."
This is when you get shit done, or achieve a lot in a short time, sometimes with menaces.
It can be used as a well-wishing phrase, a congratulatory phrase, or just a statement.
I've got goosings to do.
Have good goosings!
Impressive goosings today my friend.
To refer to the action of being your friends wing-man or wing-woman. This is in reference to the movie Top Gun and the character, Goose, who is the wing man to Maverick.
"I don't mean to be goosing too hard right now but you will not find a better cook than my good buddy."
When someone is taken your cock back all the way they're flapping their arms because it's too much.
I fully goosed hilda last night
I love goosing