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Like a Gold Digger but instead of wanting your money, shell just smoke all your kush
Bruh u needa drop Mary. She's a Green Digger man.
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The first time your guy, who was formally with a flat chic, sees your huge amazing rack.
It was getting kinda hot and we were fooling around and he went boob green yelling omg girl you have the biggest tits I've ever seen.
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In the United Kingdom, a 1990's strain of LSD featuring a green arabic motif
i'll do you three green ohms for a tenner
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A discoloration of the tongue caused my acidic foods. If you suffer from this condition, you must seek medical help immediately. Avoid all contant with other tongues. Some foods that may cause Green Tongue include but are not limited to granola bars, various brands of gum, burritos, lemon tea, cherrios, etc.
Dang, bruh, you got dat green tongue goin'! shm
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A poop that comes out like a missile but doesn't splash
Jony-I had a poop that came fast but didn't splash
Carl-sounds like a green poop
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A faulty traffic light that turns green and then turns yellow literally 2 seconds later, and then wastes a good 3 to 4 minutes before it turns green again.
Me: "Okay, if I make this light I'll be home free before anyone notices I snuck out."
Traffic light turns green, one cars passes, then turns yellow.
Me: "DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!!! The traffic light's doing a bitch green! Imma be stuck in traffic for hours!!!!!!"
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