Hot Irish Stephen

Also called an 'Irish coffee', this maneuver involves a a creamy load being shot atop a regular 'hot carl'

"I thought the shitting part was the worst, but I was wrong...it was a hot irish Stephen"

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Irish Clocktower

The act of getting a girl hammered drunk and while shes passed out you bone her and time how long it takes for you to jism.

"Dude John just gave Stacy an Irish Clocktower!"
"How long did it take John to jism?"
"5 minutes."
"Thats John's new record!"

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irish tightrope

Pulling the skin of a dick and twisting it so you can stand on it

The horny slut wanted to give the young child an Irish tightrope

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Irish basketball

A redhead giving a blow job, the red haed bobbing up and down looks like a basketball bouncing.

Sheila loved to go down -- deepthroat, a real Irish basketball star

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irish handkerchiefs

Arms, in one utilitarian aspect; usually one's own.

Given my inordinately runny nose and lack of tissue, I opted to hang snot on my Irish handkerchiefs.

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Irish Threesome

Sleeping with two or more people within 12 minutes of each other. Derived from irish twins.

What did you do after that party? Wait, you nailed a chick from Suffolk and a Canadian 10 minutes later? Amazing! You had an Irish Threesome.

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The Irish Exit

Taking ownership of a beloved pub and fucking it up so bad no one ever comes back.

Viva La Penny...way to pull the irish exit, hopefully the next owners arent fucksticks.

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